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Plumper plumber

You're bending over to take off the boots when you suddenly feel slower, and heavier. You groan and abandon the boots, then plonk your fat ass onto the bench, which creaks under your weight. You scratch your hairy moustache with a chubby hand, then belch loudly. Patting your grumbling beer gut, you heave yourself to your feet and head towards the door...


Fat ass? Moustache? Beer gut?

You snap out of your stupor and whirl around. Sadly, the extra weight causes you to spin a little too far, and you end up on your (still fat) ass. Groaning, you pick your heavy body up off the ground with some difficulty, then turn, slowly, to the mirror.

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