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All you're missing is the kitchen sink.

As you drag the sacks into Drake's castle, you both let out loud yawns. You decide, before anything else, you should sleep; even dragons need to sleep to remain healthy. You plop down on the ground after throwing the sacks into the corner. One good thing about being a dragon, you decide. You can sleep anywhere and still feel as comfortable as if you were lying in a bed.

You awake around midday. You look around, and see that Drake is nowhere in sight. You figure he is off looking for breakfast, or possibly lunch. You get up and stretch, then turn your attention to the sacks in the corner. Right, time to get down to business, you think. You unceremoniously dump the contents of the sacks into a pile and start digging through them. Numourous different brands are scattered everywhere, and you start organizing them. You find that, while Drake obviously had the best intentions at heart, he also had no head for twentieth-century lingo. Along with the numerous weight loss pills, he also has a few that would probably add to your weight problem. These are the ones with pictures of fit men on them, more muscle building powders and pills. You dump these in a separate sack, wondering how well they would burn. You almost laugh when you find a few containers of Slim Jims buried in the pile.

Among the pills and powders, you also find a few things Drake must have picked up out of curiousity in your world, such as a few bike chains and bungee ties, hoses, pocket knives, razors, an egg beater, pencil sharpeners, calculators, protractors, a video camera, some light bulbs, staplers, and even some gardening equiptment... plus a harmonica. You start to think that, if given half the chance, Drake would have taken the entire store.

After you sort the different brands into piles, you start examining the labels for something that could help you lose weight.


Written by Jack (edited by wanderer)

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