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UPS is evil - Use Fedex

The UPS guy walks in through the open door to see several dead animals and people and is completely shocked. You never really liked UPS because they break your crap all the time, so you shoot the UPS guy too.

But now you gotta get rid of the truck. You take all the boxes in case there is any thing valuable you could sell and put them in your house. Then you drive the truck down to a lake, but on the way, you run over an evil old guy that has a hook for a hand and his horse. All you can think about is oh damn, Ive done it again.

Then you run over the guy a few more times, JUST TO MAKE HE'S DEAD. You then do the same to his horse.

After you return to your house, you see your kitchen is on fire from trying to cook the squirrel in your oven. Suddenly, your shoes feel tight.

You can also feel your clothes getting tighter. You see your pants ripping as your legs swell in size and a small tail starts growing longer and fluffier. You suddenly realize that the tail that you have is a horse's tail.

Then your feet have grown so much that your shoes rip and fall apart. Hair has grown all over them, but they haven't changed to hooves yet. The brown hair continues growing, until it covers the entire body and face. Now, everything from your waste down is that of a horses, except for the feet which are just very long, large, and hairy. Now you feel your ears growing and your face stretch out. A long main grows down your back. Then your hands become covered in black hair. Your teeth thicken and your tongue elongates.

Then the changes stop. You look at yourself in the mirror and realize that you are part horse, part human. Not like a centaur, but an actual combination.

Suddenly, there is a little red laser light aiming at you. You feel the urge to . . . .


Written by Cidores - savior to humanity (edited by phaedrus)

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