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Should be a Good Fight

The Superheavyweight class only consists of fighters weighing over 1000 pounds. After just breaking the scales at 1006 pounds, you discover there is only one other wrestler in the superheavyweight class - And he's supposed to be absolutely gigantic. Your agent has booked you in a match with him to determine who is the greatest Sumo wrestler in the world, and the fight is in a few days. He tells you to train hard.

You do so, eating as much as you can along with your training to build as much mass as you can. Finally the big day arrives and you arrive, still worried. Dressed in the normal T-shirt and jeans you wear before you fight, you decide to meet up with this champion. You go backstage and you finally find his room with help. It's a huge room, and a star hangs over the door with the word "Champion" engraved on it. You take a deep breath, than knock.

"Come in." A gruff voice says behind the door.

You walk in and immediately gasp. Standing in front of you is an incredibly obese turtle, weighing at least 200 more pounds than you. Wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jean shorts, he takes a look at you and smiles. He waddles slowly over to you and sticks out a grotesquely fat hand.

"The name's Simeon. I guess I'm going to be your opponent. What can I do for you?"

Your mouth freezes, and your mind starts getting filled with thoughts of the ridiculously fat turtle squashing you with his mountains of blubber. You decide to think of what to say.


Written by DHerder222

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