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Sumo-potamus

Sumo wrestling is not an easy sport, but you take to it with surprising ease. Your trainer remarks again and again that you are a "natural" for this sport. Indeed, with your immense strength, enormous girth, and low center of gravity, you have the perfect body for sumo wrestling. Before you know it, you are competing in your first professional bout -- and you win decisively. You easily win your second, third, and fourth bouts, too.

Before long, you develop a following among the sumo fans. Officially, you compete under the name Kaba-san, but the Japanese press quickly dubs you "Sumo-potamus." Soon, throngs of fans are mobbing you for your autograph, and corporate sponsors are approaching you about endorsing their products. You even have your own brand of sports drink, called "Potamus Punch."

Now you are preparing for the biggest fight of your career: the National Sumo Wrestling Championship of Japan -- Superheavyweight Class!


Written by Funny Animal

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