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A Glorious Event

Because this story requires a transformation sequence every so often, the boy changes into a renowned botanist on the way home, which actually is a private laboratory. Once he enters the building and examines you in good light, he discovers something that elates you more than you ever thought possible.

"Why, this is not a kumquat at all," he declares. "It is a loquat!"

You are so excited that you spontaneously grow eyes with which to weep for joy and a mouth with which to sing. When the renowned botanist realises this, he changes back into an ordinary little boy. What do you say to him, if anything?

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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