That's a turn up

Entering your home you find a pair of large kangaroos sitting in front of the fire.

You approach them cautiously, one looks up from the newspaper it was reading and says "Hello dear, I see you've changed too."

Slightly startled by this turn of events you stand open mouthed.

"You look very lovely, and don't you think your father looks radiant. Fred let your daughter take a look at our new little one in your pouch".

You faint!

Written by Karen Ford