wizard: lot of stuff

The wizard says "Hey man, I've got a lot of stuff going on. It's not like I just go around turning people into volpixes whenever I feel like it. I've got a quota to meet. You know what? Do you know what it feels like to have a wife and 16 daughters when you're only 103? Oh, no? Well I do. What do you think a wizard makes? You think I'm sitting pretty? The hell with you, man...the hell with you. So You're a volpix. Whoop-de-frickin-do. Call me when you're working overtime to pay off the mortgage on a castle that's falling apart at the seams." then he leaves.

Written by James

VD: Volpix Destination

Add your own new page to the story!

Back to the parent page

(This page has not yet been checked by the maintainers of this site.)