|Game 3||Game 3 Outline|
You choose the CD, naturally. Remembering that Jenifer is an evil creature who listens to only Decaf Europop Disco Sludge, you begin playing the CD in an effort to ward her off. You skip to "Vow," perhaps the sultriest track, and Jenifer immediately begins wailing.
As you dance a jig to the delicious dirge, the cries continue. "O God, put on some Backstreet Boys or something!" Jenifer demands. You look up, and to your surprise, your nemesis is melting! In an act of compassion, you go to stop the music, but it is too late. Before you even can reach the controls, Jenifer has been reduced to a heap of tacky clothing.
Written by Joey Liverwurst
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