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Strike One

Thinking quickly, you rush into oncoming traffic--or try, at least. For the most part, the streets are deserted.

"What are you doing?" asks Fred, his eyes wide with disbelief.

"What does it look like, silly?" you counter. "I'm going to chase cars, if any come along between now and sunrise."

Fred makes a whimpering noise and buries his face in his forepaws. There still are no cars in sight, so you go over to ask him what is wrong.

Before you can open your snout, Fred breaks the silence. "We're not puppies! We don't chase cars or fetch bones! We're above that! Don't you respect yourself at all?"

Well, do you?


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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