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The Edible Policeman

"Well," you begin, "the first thing you feel is this incredible sense of power."

You ramble on about your heightened senses, but you aren't really listening to what you're saying. Instead, your attention is focused on the policeman's exposed neck, mere inches from your nose. The animal instincts within you grow stronger by the second, threatening to overwhelm the human side. Your breathing becomes deep and heavy, and you begin to drool. The human is so near, so defenseless, so succulent!

You can't help yourself. Quick as lightning, you leap...

The next few minutes aren't pretty. Very filling, but not pretty.

The sound of approaching sirens snaps you out of your feeding frenzy. Mentally, you curse yourself. The entire episode has been recorded by the cameras.


Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

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