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NEVER mess with creepy old men.

The magician begins to draw. His fingers move smoothly and quickly over the paper. You look down and see big lips, followed by, oh, ughhh, boobs. You hear the "Baywatch" theme song in the other end of the apartmaent.

The pencil draws legs and a scandalous suit. You look like Pam Anderson or Dolly Parton--very, very, slutty. You begin to try and hide the major details; suit or no suit, you have a major peek-a-boo factor here.

You look up and the magician has huge disbelieving eyes. "Get me out of here!" you yell, your words becoming a speech bubble. "And draw me normal, too!"

At a loss for a better thing to say, the magician says, "You are real!"

"Look, make me a man again or you're gonna get it!" you yell.

"Okay, chill man," he says.

His hands move again, and this time you sprout wings...


Written by Lady Jaom (edited by phaedrus)

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