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However hard you try, you cannot return to human form. You hope that your fur will melt with the rising sun, but this would be only a temporary solution to the problem. Again, you remember your grandmother's words: "If you had something another person needed, what would you do? Would you keep it for yourself, or would you share it . . . share it . . . share it . . . "
Suddenly, a marvelous idea comes to you. Racing on all fours to the nearest telephone, you call Darryl, an old classmate. He answers the phone after six rings.
"At a quarter past midnight, this had better be good," he says.
You explain who you are and that you suddenly have become a werewolf. You howl for added effect. Darryl asks you to repeat yourself, and you gladly comply. "My grandmother always told me to share what I had with those who needed it," you elaborate. "Would you like me to bite you?" Darryl often used to fantasize about becoming a werewolf.
"Are you kidding me?" he asks. "My God, I can't believe this! You're the answer to all of my prayers. Would it be all right for me to bring the guys from the newsgroup? What they wouldn't do to see this!"
Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by phaedrus)