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Albert's Girlfriend

"All I was trying to do was to help. Drat! Why is Albert so stubborn?"

"Let me guess. You tried to point out his weight. Hasn't anyone told you about being subtle?" said a tall crocodile who was holding a giant bag of clothes.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Lanora. I was just here to give my boyfriend new clothes."

"Wait can you explain why Albert is in denial of his weight gain?"

Lanora looks at you as if you said something wrong. She then starts laughing.

"I doubt that someone his size would be in denial after using their belly as a weapon. He probably never told you, but he's a sumo wrestler now. Despite this he still doesn't like when people call him the fat word."

"So you're saying he knows about his weight but doesn't like being called fat? If that's the case how do you manage to hint at his size without him blowing up at you and when did he decide to become a sumo wrestler?"

"He got interested in sumo when the Jungle Gym opened their sumo wrestling program. He was hesitant at first, but I convinced him to try it out. After he tried the sport he wanted to get more involved. Thus coupled with his pizza addiction he's been bulking up. I even had to buy him custom made workout equipment since he outgrew the equipment at the Jungle Gym. I believe that the Jungle Gym had to close due to most the sumo wrestlers breaking the equipment. Hopefully after they remodel they'll have equipment for both normal and sumo sized clients. I better leave if I were you. I'll see of I can talk to Albert about how he treated you. Lately he's been getting pretty grumpy if he doesn't eat. Meet me at the pizzeria and we'll talk their for I swear I've seen you there whenever I go to get Albert's lunch."

With that you leave only to be more confused at the recent revelation. You decide to...


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