Embrace Your Lycanthropy by Running Amok

Sneakers are but a trifle, though; not everyone can become a mighty werewolf! You consider what your Hollywood bretheren do in a situation like this and resolve to go terrorize innocent bystanders. For effect, you jump through a plate-glass window and run out into the night. Unfortunately, you land in a rose bush, becoming entangled in its thorny branches. You struggle for several minutes and realize that you are stuck. Some werewolf you are. Do you cry for help?

Written by Joey Liverwurst

Yes
No
Maybe
things hot up....
Fred returns

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