You need to be seriously wet

Hair loss was one thing, but your skin is now taking on a smooth leathery texture.

You feel a sudden urge to get in the bath.

Just as you get there and turn on the tap, you topple over as your legs merge together to become a sort of fish tail.

The transformation gathers pace as you feel your mouth suddenly move forward into a sort of beak, and your arms form into flippers.

Oh no - you're becoming a dolphin!

Written by Karen Ford