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Oui, Masseur!

A passing lion morph, noticing your discomfort, suggests that you get a massage to relieve your aching joints and muscles.

"Good idea," you tell the lion. "I think I will."

The masseur on duty is a heavyset bear morph. He whistles softly as you climb onto his table. "Gimme the works," you say. "I hurt all over."

The bear dives right in, starting on your short thick neck. His strong fingers knead your muscles expertly, and you let out a contented sigh. From your neck, the bear works his way to your extra-wide shoulders. By the time he reaches your arms, though, your masseur seems to be slowing down.

"Is something wrong?" you ask, lifting your head from the table.

"I'm sorry, big guy," the bear answers weakly, dripping with sweat and breathing heavily. "There's just too much of you for one masseur. Hold on a sec."

The bear disappears for a few moments and returns with a towering gorilla morph. Working as a team, the burly morphs finish massaging your ponderous body.


Written by Funny Animal

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