Anyone for Karaoke?

"There's a cool spot downtown that caters to morphs," Albert replies. "It's called The Watering Hole."

"Yeah," adds Rudy. "And tonight's Karaoke Night!"

A morph bar? You've heard of such places, but you never considered going to one.

"I dunno," you mumble. "I've got some emails to answer, and..."

Albert places a large scaly hand on your shoulder. "Tell me something, pal," he asks gently. "How long have you been a morph?"

"About six months," you answer quietly. "Why?"

"You've pretty much been alone for those six months, haven't you?" the big gator responds. It's more of a statement than a question.