Chump Change

You turn to Tiana, who sits licking her lips. You are of the same mind, and you bare your teeth in preparation to attack. Your hackles rise, and the balding lad takes notice.

"Whoa! You so totally could help us," he says. "None of us is a real werewolf, and our act, like, sucks 'cos of that. You know a way to make me like you?"

To answer his question, you growl and make a snapping motion with your jaws. Tiana passes you a salt shaker.

The balding lad is unfazed. "Oh, you wanna eat me? That works, Dude. I can think of no greater honour than, like, being sacrificed to a real werewolf. I mean, it almost is patriotic." He places his hand over his heart and begins to sing, badly.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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