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Everybody's Doin' a Brand New Dance Now (Come On, Baby, Do the Transformation!)

If scores of people really are transforming into animals, it can't go unnoticed for long. You sprint to the living room and switch on the TV set. A news anchorman, looking unprofessionally flustered, appears on the screen.

"...pour in from around the world of people spontaneously transforming into human-animal hybrids. Current estimates place the number of people so affected at 12,000, and that number is rising by the hour. Medical experts have examined hundreds of the victims so far but remain baffled as to the cause. Virtually all the transformations have struck lone individuals, but we have at least one report of a mass transformation. We take you live to Lisa Sorens in Los Angeles for details. Lisa?"

The picture changes to a blonde anchorwoman standing in a hotel parking lot.

"Bob, the hotel behind me is the site of a so-called ConFURence, a gathering of..."

You switch off the set. So, you think, I wasn't the only one affected.


Written by Funny Animal

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