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Waddling Werewolves

"What is THIS?!" howls Fred, lifting his flabby midsection up to his face as though he can't believe his own eyes.

"Well, the politically correct would say that you are adipose enriched," you reply sarcastically, "but most folks would say that you're FAT AS A PIG!"

Fred glares at you as viciously as a grotesquely obese werewolf can. "It was those damn pills you took!" he snarls. "Why, I oughta ..." Fred makes a valiant attempt to leap at you, but he literally trips over his own belly and falls flat on his pudgy face. You can't help giggling as you notice his overgrown cheeks wobbling back and forth around his snout.

"Looks like we're in the same boat, Fred," you observe. "I'm open to suggestions."


Written by Funny Animal

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