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Thanks, but no thanks, Ronald

"Look, really, I'd rather not eat anything right now. But thank you," you tell the McDonald's characters politely.

Ronald and his friends look at each other for a moment, seeming puzzled by your refusal. "Stay right there," Ronald tells you, and he hurries over to the counter. You cannot hear what Ronald is saying to the kitchen crew from where you are.

Suddenly, a side door from the kitchen opens, and a young McDonald's worker, a black male, rushes up to you. His right hand is wearing a plastic glove and is holding a Big Mac sandwich. The young worker runs up to you and attempts to shove the sandwich into your mouth.

"What the fu . . . " you start to say, but your speech is muffled by the sandwich you have now sunken your teeth into.

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