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You are relieved, as it seems that you have eluded the crowds of kumquat-chasing hordes for the time being. As you continue to roll from house to house, wallowing in the pity it is to be a sentient vegetable, you come upon a small house with gorgeous landscaping and a garden. A garden! Since the human world holds no refuge for your vegetable self, you gamble your fate on perhaps attempting to communicate with fellow veggies. You roll into the tilled and well-weeded garden, through the collossal corn stalks, beans and tomatoes to a small patch of kumquats.
Upon reaching the other kumquats, you begin to wonder how you may attempt to communicate, since you have no vocal cords or other auditory organs. Just as you are thinking about these things, you swear you hear a voice.
"Come here, baby..." You roll your kumquat body around to notice a voluptuous kumquat perched atop a mound of sod.
Did I just think that kumquat looked sexy?! Omigod! This seems more than you can handle, but your neighbor kumquat isn't done talking yet...
"Don't be shy, sweetie, come on over here." Do kumquats even reproduce sexually? It hardly matters, as you roll over to the sexy kumquat nearby... it seems your adventure has only begun...
Written by Captain Cougar (edited by wanderer)