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...a bag of groceries!?!?!?!?

You realize that you're a bag of groceries. Suddenly, you feel yourself getting picked up by your handles and taken somewhere. You hear someone say, "Hey! Where are you taking that expired bag of groceries?" Then you hear someone else, the person who's carrying you, say, "I'm returning it. It was taken off the shelf BEFORE its expiration date, see?" You realize who that was. It was you! Or at least it WAS you in a past life that you can barely remember now. "Oh, fine, carry on, then," says the other person. As you continue to the shelf, you wonder if a large procession waved their torches as your head fell in the basket, and was everybody dancing on the casket? But now, it's over and you're dead. You haven't done everything that you want, but it's got to be better than the alternative, still being alive and having nothing that you want to do.

Written by Particle Man

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