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What's this???

You are sitting at the wheel, frightened, and just as the "Mr. Whippy's Ice Cream Surprise" van pulls up in front of you...

You are flying. Wind is streaming past your face...your eyes are watering, making little trails down your dirty cheeks. Wait, cheeks? You are human again! But where are you?

You land onto a heavy floorboard, coated in dust. A red-skinned demon looks distainfully at you. "A new arrival, eh?" "What? Wh-where am I?" "You died." You breathe a sigh of relief. "Thank god, I'm in heaven!" "Don't use the G word! And you are not in heaven, you're in hell. Now keep revising."

Looking down, you notice that you are in a tight fitting school unifrom that you wore as a child, with your strict 3rd grade teacher glaring at you. "Now, child. Six times nine?"

You scream. "NOOOOOOOO!"


Written by Eliza Janssen

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